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oh oh i'm coming ♪ ♪ you better sound the alarm oh oh i'm coming ♪ ♪ i'm gonna sound the alarm oh oh i'm coming ♪ ♪ ooh yeah oh oh i'm coming ♪ ♪ i'm coming oh oh i'm coming ♪ ♪ sound the alarm oh oh i'm coming oh oh oh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: booker t. and mayer hawthorne! nice job, guys. good job, boss. thank you. i want to thank my guests senator john mccain, diablo cody, booker t. featuring mayer hawthorne. jimmy fallon, happening next. have a great holiday weekend!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, very much. [ applause ] oh.
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[ applause ] that's what i'm talking about, right there. welcome, everybody. that's a great new york city crowd. welcome to the show, everybody. this is "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. thank you for watching at home. here's what everybody's still talking about. anthony weiner. [ laughter ] see i -- here's the latest on this. now, yesterday in an interview with the spanish language channel, univision, anthony weiner said that he created the online name, carlos danger, as a joke. weiner was like "come on, what's funnier than the name carlos danger?" they we're like "uh, anthony weiner?" richard weiner. [ laughter ] i want to wish a happy early birthday to president obama, who turns 52 on sunday. happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] yep. his friends and family are planning a big party, or as biden put it, "but no clowns, right?" [ light laughter ]
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this is big, you guys. this is some giant news for stoners everywhere. taco bell announced -- [ light laughter ] [ drum roll ] that it will launch another doritos locos taco flavor at the end of august. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's right. it makes sense that they do it around labor day because you don't want to be wearing white pants after eating a doritos locos taco. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you don't want to do that. i think this is great. i just saw that the nfl is about to get its first full-time female referee. [ cheers and applause ] good for them. it will be a little different though. because when a player asks her what he did wrong, she said "oh, you know what you did. [ applause ] if you have to ask." my man, justin bieber is back in the news. oh, man.
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he's acting crazy again. i got -- i got to talk to that dude. this new thing he did, now during his concert the other day, a fan threw an iphone on the stage, and so he did what anyone would do. he took the phone and he shoved it down the front of his pants. yeah. and after he did that, anthony weiner was like, "son?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right, though, justin bieber put a fan's phone down his pants. we have footage. look at this. >> i said don't throw stuff on stage and this is what they do, they throw a phone. [ screams and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] the weird thing is, he accidentally snapped a photo down there and we got a -- there it is right there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> steve: boing. boing. >> jimmy: actually, we were able to get a hold of the very iphone that justin bieber put down his pants, and we've got it here to talk to us about the incident. siri, are you there? >> hello, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hi, siri. so justin bieber stuffed you down his pants. that must have been the biggest experience of your life. >> actually, it was not that big. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, how long were you down there? >> it wasn't very long. >> jimmy: well, either way it must have been a pretty hairy situation. >> no, i did not see any hair. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. siri, everybody. that's siri. we've got exclusive to our show. [ applause ] exclusive. i couldn't believe this when i saw it. there's a zoo in italy that just debuted a very rare cross between a zebra and a donkey that's known as a zonkey. look at this. [ audience aws ] yeah. yeah.
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to me it looks like things got a little out of hand at the zoo christmas party. [ laughter ] [ slurred speech ] "so what's it like being a donkey? you know i got stripes everywhere." you know, i get most of my hard news from "inside edition," just like you guys. so you probably saw this story that they did about a bank robbery where the robbers wore supposedly very -- supposedly very realistic looking masks and the reporter went so far as to put on a mask of his own to show how realistic masks can be. but i'm not sure he found the best example. look at this. >> how could such a mask fool anyone? this is how. an incredibly realistic hollywood mask. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that looked like al roker had a baby with shrek. [ laughter ] never seen anything like that in my life. [ cheers and applause ] looks like o.j. simpson got stung by like, a thousand bees or something. [ laughter ]
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they asked joan rivers what she thought. she said "that looks realistic to me." hey, guys, here's some good news about the economy. amazon said it's going to hire at least 5,000 new employees. yeah. [ applause ] that's good. they were originally going to hire only 4,000, but realized if they added a few more, they get free shipping. [ laughter ] [ applause ] to get amazon prime, it's worth it. and finally, i just read that china is in the middle of a major summer heat wave, which means a lot of people are heading to the pool. but take a look at one pool in china. i'm not sure if this is the best way to cool off. yeah. [ laughter ] it looks like brad and angelina's kiddie pool. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> the legendary. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fantastic -- a fantastic show tonight.
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i can't even really talk about this. i'm just going to show you this. i can't even talk about it. [ laughter ] questlove knows what i'm talking about. let's just say, i can't -- i'm not ready to talk about it. know what i'll talk about? i'm going on "the tonight show" september 20th and i'll tell jay leno the story. let's say it involves a ping-pong ball and prince. [ audience oohs ] i can't talk about it. i'm not ready to talk about it. it's weirdest thing that ever happened. >> steve: i guess so. >> jimmy: and prince knows what he did. [ laughter ] we have a fantastic show tonight. the star of "breaking bad," walter white himself, bryan cranston is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] and he's fun, he's funny. great actor, he's a good guy. another good guy, from amc's
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"hell on wheels," common is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talk about "hell on wheels." he's got a new song, an ep. plus, she's a very, very funny british comedian and actress. miranda hart is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] we wanted to have her on the show. and he's here to sing his smash hit. oh, my god, the song of the summer, he's going to sing "blurred lines" tonight, robin thicke is here. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to go for it. we're going to go crazy tonight. it's a party tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we're going to be out there dancing tonight. [ cheers ] singing tonight. [ cheers ] making love tonight. ♪ [ cheers ] making friends tonight. [ cheers ] calling anthony weiner tonight. ♪ [ cheers ] talking carlos danger tonight. ♪ all happening tonight on "late night with jimmy fallon" tonight. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. ♪ [ cheers ]
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>> steve: if you would have passed out, i would have put my coat over you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i almost passed out, yeah. guys, today is friday. [ scattered cheers ] friday. >> steve: friday. >> jimmy: yes. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some emails and, of course i send out some thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] and i was running a bit behind today -- thank you. i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, if you would do me a little fave, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] is that all right? james, can i get some thank you writing note music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] he's got a secret. >> steve: he's got a little secret. maybe it's a big secret. >> jimmy: i don't know. [ laughter ]
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♪ thank you, this shirtless photo of nick jonas, for being like the benjamin button version of geraldo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that apple logo. i thought he had a tattoo on his -- [ laughter ] he loves apple products. >> jimmy: thank you, wedding albums, for being the perfect way for people to look at photos of the happiest day of their lives and go "wow, i got fat." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: look how young! >> jimmy: i was skinny, man. thank you, walnuts, for making me feel like i'm eating a tiny, dried up brain. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah.
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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, website button that says "forgot my password." for basically being my password. [ laughter ] i do that all the time. [ applause ] i do that all the time. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, walruses, for being the least sexy vampire. [ laughter ] aw, they're cute, right? >> steve: so sexy. walruses, they're cute. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people who have more than five dieting books on their shelves for letting me know that you're definitely not on a diet. [ laughter ] i have those too. [ applause ] >> steve: a thousand of them. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, visors for basically being baseball caps
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minus yarmulkes. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, bangs, for not being called forehead curtains. [ laughter ] there you guys go. those are my "thank you notes." we'll be right back with more "late night." and remember at "late night," when you're here, you're family. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest has won multiple emmy awards for his portrayal of walter white in the critically-acclaimed drama, "breaking bad." look at this guy. he's a handsome looking man right there on "gq." [ cheers ] "breaking bad" is going to air its final eight episodes beginning sunday, august 11th, at 9:00 p.m. on amc. one of the best shows out there. please welcome back to our show a great actor. here's bryan cranston, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: bryan cranston. >> so good to be back here, my friend. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming. did you just happen to see that -- that last -- we had, like, a make-over segment just before you came out. >> i bumped into a couple from scandinavia, i think. platinum blonde hair. the one that was singing was actually a woman, which i thought was -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you sure about that? >> oh, yeah, yeah. quite sure. >> jimmy: well, she starts too high, i think. >> yeah. when they do the bit, she starts -- [ singing ] [ laughter ] she starts losing it by the end, and i think -- yeah. and she just passes out. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's awful. she should start at a lower key. >> much lower key so she has a place to go. >> jimmy: and then the other guy -- >> the kids? oh, the handsome one. >> jimmy: the handsome one, yeah. the handsome one is very good looking. with gold lipstick if i'm not -- >> oh, that's the latest style, i'm told. >> jimmy: yeah, it certainly is. yeah. >> i'm going to start thinking about doing the same thing. >> jimmy: are you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you should. guys should wear lipstick, sure. but this guy, what is his name, you think? the hairdresser? >> horatio, i think he said his
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name was. >> jimmy: as he just whisked -- he whisked by and said, "my name is horatio." >> that's strange for a scandinavian. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] his name is horatio. >> horatio. >> jimmy: oh, god, i love those guys. they're very, very interesting. look at you. you look -- good look right there. "gq" cover boy. [ cheers and applause ] >> i -- >> jimmy: here you are here. what, are you -- there's you getting out of the shower. [ laughter ] and there. very interesting. >> i look strikingly different in each and every picture. >> jimmy: i was looking at these. these are awesome photos, by the way. it's, like, you with a sharp suit and, like, the end of the world. >> yeah, it's a post-apocalyptic kind of situation. that's what happens when your show starts to fold. they send you off to the siberia of television shows. >> jimmy: photo shoot. >> photo shoot always -- >> jimmy: the end of the world, yeah. "breaking bad," i can't -- i mean, can you get any more compliments? i mean, everybody loves the show. i love this show. if you haven't seen it, you've got to binge watch.
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get in there, watch it. it is the best tv show -- people are saying ever to exist. >> that's an amazing -- that's an amazing thing to hear. because we just knew that we had something good. the brilliant writing that vince gilligan -- >> jimmy: great. you never know -- there's twists and turns just like reading a really good book. you're, like, "oh, i didn't even think that would happen." and then just keep -- the camera is still on. you're, like, "how do they figure out this problem?" >> i know. i know. >> jimmy: it's so well done. >> it's so great. it's the greatest role i've ever had in acting, and it spawned so many opportunities for me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, doing films. and i actually -- now, in the "gq" thing, spawned a line of formal wear that -- walter white formal wear. i actually have some here. walter white suggested formal wear that we have. >> jimmy: you look very -- [ laughter ] i just saw someone wearing this. from scandinavia. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> tighty whitey. >> jimmy: i did not know they were down there. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i did not know that. congratulations on that. >> yeah, it's -- we're very -- we're very proud of that. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely.
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>> it's on sale in stores everywhere. >> jimmy: but i got to give you also props for not only performing in your underwear very well, but also -- this guy is kind of a monster. he's kind of a -- he's kind of a crazy -- he went off the -- off the edge. and i was, like, "how do you make him likable?" and yet you do. >> i don't know that it's -- it's important. i mean, television, historically, has always been about stasis. things staying the same. so you go home and, you know, whether it's matt dillon from "gunsmoke" or archie bunker or whomever -- or the kid from "friends." whatever. you depended upon the same thing. and it was comforting. and "breaking bad" broke the mold. it was all about change. we are going to change this character completely. and will you be along for this ride? and it was -- it's one hell of a ride. >> jimmy: i mean, boy, oh, boy, did it change. i mean, even your look completely changed. you shaved your head. and you got the goatee. and that's, like, and people are wearing masks that look like you. that is your -- walter white mask. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you went to
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comic-con. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: which is just a nerd paradise. [ laughter ] so many fun nerds people out there that -- people who are going to change the world are at this place. >> but they are also really honest fans, and they will tell you if they like something and they'll tell you if they don't. and i wanted the chance to walk the floor. there's hundreds of thousands of fans on this huge convention hall. and i wanted to be able to walk among them, but i couldn't because you get mobbed and you can't really experience it. so then i saw this guy named -- this guy, landon meier made a mask of walter white. >> jimmy: landon meier. >> yeah, and i brought it with me. >> jimmy: i'm very excited about this. >> and i wore this mask on the floor of comic-con. >> jimmy: heavy. it's a heavy mask. >> yeah, it's a heavy mask. >> jimmy: all right, here it is. >> there it is. >> jimmy: landon meier? >> yeah, landon meier. [ audience gasps ] >> jimmy: that is realistic, dude. that is -- that is frightening looking. that is insane, dude. >> yeah. isn't that wild? >> jimmy: and this is a mask? it's a rubber mask?
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>> a rubber mask. and so -- >> jimmy: how did he do this? >> i don't know how he did it, but he did somehow. >> jimmy: can i wear it? >> would you? >> jimmy: could i put it on? >> would you, please? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> sure. all right. >> jimmy: i hope my big head will fit in it. >> that's it. bring it down. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we should have a staring contest. >> all right, let's do it. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> yeah. go. >> jimmy: maybe you look in that camera. i'll look in this camera. >> all right. >> jimmy: you look in that camera. ready? >> ready. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ]
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. you got me. you got me. you got me. you got me there. oh, my goodness. [ applause ] oh, my gosh. >> now do a segment where you're just asking me a question and we won't even -- just for fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just on like this, or the whole way? >> no, the whole way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, what's your summer going to be like? >> well, you know, getting away from the show, you know, i have to get some separation from it. [ laughter ] and i'm actually going to go on and do a play, and i'm very excited about that. >> jimmy: sounds like a good -- >> it's a great, great thing. >> jimmy: sounds like we think the same. >> i know. that's -- it's eerie how -- [ laughter ]
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[ yelling ] >> jimmy: what a great job! oh, my gosh! >> wow. >> jimmy: i've never seen anything like this in my life. it is so realistic. it's fantastic. thank you for bringing this here. i want to show a clip of you just being a badass on your show. please watch this show. it's just unbelievable. "breaking bad." it's starts august 11th. here's our friend, walter white. >> i'm the cook. i'm the man who killed gus fring. >> bull[ bleep ]. cartel got fired. >> are you sure? >> that's right. now, say my name.
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>> eisenberg. >> you're god [ bleep ] right. >> jimmy: oh, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to bryan cranston. the final eight episodes of "breaking bad" premieres sunday, august 11th, at 9:00 p.m. on amc. it's a great show. common joins us next. see you after the break. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] we love our devices... until we see the new one. technology doesn't wait. ♪ why should you? introducing at&t next... a new way to get a new device every year. zero down payment, no upgrade fee, no activation fee, no financing fee. it's time to rethink how you get a new device. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a chart topping, grammy award-winning hip-hop artist, writer, and actor. the third season of his hit show, "hell on wheels" premieres august 10th at 9:00 p.m. on amc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back, common! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome, my friend. >> please. >> jimmy: welcome. good to have you back on the show, buddy. everything good? >> great. i'm glad to be up here with the great bryan cranston, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, he is, yeah. i got to ask you, we were talking backstage you congratulated me on, i have a new baby. i'm a father for of the first time. [ cheers and applause ] >> congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you very much. baby girl. and i know, you have a daughter, right? >> yeah, i have a daughter. she's turning 16 in two weeks. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> so you know, obviously right now you're in the best stage of having a child. it's like, you know. [ laughter ] you know, she gets all the love pushing her on her bike and seeing her ride a bike. but, 15-16 years old, it's scary, man. [ laughter ] that's when -- i had to see her off on her winter formal and this dude came to the steps. [ laughter ] and i was like -- i was ready, you know, i had to get into my mode and give him that ice grill, that mean look, you know.
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that he ain't seen, you know, from the streets of chicago. you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: got to give him a mean face, give him a mean look. you gotta get like -- yeah, like a good -- what's your mean face? >> i got one. but actually since i seen that -- you got the mask still here? i want to -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to put the mask on? [ laughter ] >> yeah, man. i'll show them my mean face. i think this can give me a little different mean face. >> jimmy: really, you want to check this out? this is how you want to be. >> jimmy: this is the mask right here. >> do you mind? >> bryan: next time a young man comes to your door, he's going to be treating your daughter with kindness. >> you mind if i take the glasses off? it adds to the -- >> jimmy: sure, absolutely. yeah. >> bryan: yeah, you don't want to look like a freak with glasses. [ laughter ] >> you do this and be like -- >> jimmy: walter white right there. >> no this is walter black right here. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: walter black? [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah, walter black. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] you ain't got to say nothing. >> jimmy: walter black. oh, my gosh. that's a good new character right there. yeah.
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>> bryan: we can go into business together. [ laughter ] >> you got it. >> jimmy: you got a spinoff from that. spinoff character, walter black. common, you got so much stuff going on all the time. 'cause you're also a great rapper and performer as well as an actor. when is the new music coming out? anything? >> yes. i'm working on an ep right now that, i would love to get the roots to do some music also. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on roots. let's do it. they love you. >> i'm working on it's called, "the 87th street wonder." 87th street is the neighborhood i grew up around in chicago and actually, man, i think i could add ya'll's single, "let me change your look" or what is that song? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "let us play with your look"? >> "let us play with your look." >> jimmmy: we could get those two guys, they were off to like, a weird sex museum. [ laughter ] they're off to -- yeah. they're in a weird spot right now. >> might know something about. >> jimmy: we can't contact them. they go by smoke signals. that's the only way we can talk to those dudes. we can try to find them and bring them back for you. absolutely. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then "hell on
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wheels," congratulations, third season for you guys. congratulations. that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, thank you. >> jimmy: it's a great show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: anything you can tell us about this season at all? >> well i mean, the story is about to be another transcontinental railroad, so all the progress that's happening with that, still creates more conflict between all these cultures that's trying to build this railroad. and you got corporations with their greed and people taking over the land. sounds kind of familiar, right? sounds kind of like what we go through nowadays. >> jimmy: that's weird, right? >> yeah, it was like 1867 what's going on. this season is incredible. my character is actually -- he's just having a baby. so he's dealing with what it's like to be a father and try to progress in life. so, it's a great season for us this year. >> jimmy: well, congrats on that. and we have a clip i want to show, here's common in amc's "hell on wheels." take a look at this. >> don't you go telling me about your freedom, son. i know all about it. i'm the one that paid full price for it. >> you may be free, but you sure as [beep] ain't my equal. >> take them off.
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take them off! ♪ >> oh, yeah. all right. [ groaning ] >> i'll be around later. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: common, the new season of "hell on wheels" premieres august 10th at 9:00 p.m. on amc. miranda hart joins us next! there she is in the bud light platinum suite! miranda! hi! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] inging)
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a talented comedian and actress who stars in the pbs show, "call the midwife." she's also the author of the best-selling book "is it just me?" ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show, miranda hart! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: miranda hart, we love you. you're hilarious. i like that you curtsied in front of everyone. >> curtsying, curtsying. yes. >> jimmy: it's very nice of you. very polite of you. this is your tv -- your u.s. tv debut. >> i'm so excited. >> jimmy: me too! >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being on. >> you're so kind of cheekily handsome in the flesh. i love it. [ audience wooing ] >> jimmy: thank you. have you seen the mask? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: i won't put the mask on, i won't do it again. thank you very much. you're very pretty yourself. >> i mean, obviously you look fab on television as well. >> jimmy: no, no, no. please. well, it's nice to meet you in person as well, too. you're gorgeous. now, you have -- you have these things, ideas of things you want to do in new york. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can do anything and what was it you wanted to do? >> mainly, eat. >> jimmy: yes. you just want to eat food. yes. [ applause ] it's different here. >> yes. >> jimmy: we've got great food here in the city. >> everything in england is quaint and small and apologetic. and here you're like, "look at our buildings and our portions!" [ laughter ] massive! get a meal, it's like, "is that
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for me or 15 other people?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's fantastic. where did you go and what did you get? >> i was on the staten island ferry, doing the tourist thing today. got a hot dog, obviously. >> jimmy: great food on the ferry, there you go. >> classic, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hot dog on the ferry. >> classy! >> jimmy: classy, living it up. >> obviously had to go to shake shack. >> jimmy: this is my fave -- [ cheers and applause ] i mean, look at how excited. shake shack right there, baby. that's as new york as you're going to get right there. >> and that is when someone from britain recognized me and said "can i have your photo," when i was inhaling a burger. i was so embarrassed. [ laughter ] can i just say, i did have raspberry on my custard -- frozen custard, which is one of your five a day. so that's -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] so actually a little -- >> yeah, so it's healthy -- >> jimmy: smart, thank you for that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything in england? they still buzzing about the royal baby? >> we got a bit excited about that, yeah. >> jimmy: very excited about that. >> prince george is old news. we're gossiping, the big talk the fallon princess. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in england everyone talking about that.
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>> everyone is talking about that. prince george is whatever. >> jimmy: whatever, that's over with now. congrats on the book, here. best seller, "is it just me?" this is a fantastic book, it's super-duper funny. in there, it's you talking to your 18-year-old self. >> yeah, basically. yeah. i hosted this big comedy show in the uk and on the way back, i drove past this old theater, which is a 30-seater. which, i used to try out my material in front of and i found myself bursting out crying. the driver was like, "are you okay?" i was like, "yeah -- [ imitating sobbing ] i can't believe my dream's come true." >> jimmy: aw. >> i got the idea to talk to my 18-year-old self and tell her how the last 20 years have gone. and that sometimes, you know, embarrassing things happen, but it's okay. i've had some embarrassing stories. >> jimmy: yeah, and it's all going to turn out all right. >> it's all going to turn out. if you follow your dream, and just be yourself, you'll be okay. >> jimmy: that's so cool. you guys have to read this book. it's really fun to read. and now here you are. big hit "call the midwife." pbs, it's a drama. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a drama, so you're doing not just the comedy stuff. you're going full-on acting
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chops. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you're going bryan cranston and common type of stuff. yeah. [ laughter ] >> move over. >> jimmy: move over. yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: the new common right there, everybody. you've always been compared, and now here you are together. always getting compared to common. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: finally you can show him up. >> it's sometimes common, sometimes aniston. it's just, you know. >> jimmy: you or aniston or common, yeah. he gets that all the time. "do the 'friends' dance. do the 'friends' dance." he won't do it. >> similar thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it's a -- you play chummy is your name. >> yeah. chummy. very posh character. her real name is camilla fortescue-cholmeley- browne. but people called her chummy. she's a real life character. the show is based on true stories of midwives in the east-end in the 1950s. if you like "downton" you'll like this. it's the opposite side of england at that time. >> jimmy: super fun show. we're fans of it here on our show. thank you for coming on. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: we were trying to get you on for a while. i want to show a clip of miranda hart in "call the midwife." take a look at this.
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>> oh, i don't need a bicycle. thanks awfully. shank's pony will suffice for me. >> you won't last five minutes on shank's pony. >> we cover eight square miles. >> you can't ride a bike? >> i can ride a horse. that can't be so very different, surely. >> pedal down. pedal up. >> it appears there is something in her that is misaligned. [ screams ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are awesome. thanks so much for coming. come back whenever you want to. >> please. >> jimmy: miranda hart, "is it just me?" is in stores right now. check out "call the midwife" on pbs. robin thicke performs next! woah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man. get ready. our next guest has spent eight straight weeks at number one on the billboard singles chart with "blurred lines" from his new album of the same name. tonight, he's here to perform it for us. please welcome robin thicke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ everybody get up ♪ ♪ hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey everybody get up hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ put your hands together ♪ if you can't hear what i'm trying to say if you can't read from the same page ♪ ♪ maybe i'm going deaf maybe i'm going blind maybe i'm out of my mind ♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers that man is not your maker ♪ ♪ everybody sing along come on ♪ ♪ good girl i know you want it i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ you're a good girl yes you are can't let it get past me ♪ ♪ so come on i'm talkin' talkin' 'bout these ♪ ♪ blurred lines yes i am i know you want it lord have mercy ♪ ♪ oh so come on ♪ ♪ you're a good girl yes you are say all right so come on ♪
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♪ go ahead get at me ♪ what do they make dreams for when you got them jeans on what do we need steam for ♪ ♪ you the hottest bitch in this place ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i feel so lucky you wanna hug me what rhymes with hug me hey ♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers that man he's not your maker ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gon' take ♪ ♪ good girl oh yeah i know you want it baby oh yes you do ♪ ♪ 'cause you're a good girl come on now can't let it get past me i'm talkin' talkin' 'bout ♪ ♪ blurred lines yes i am i know you want it baby oh yes you do ♪ ♪ but you're a good girl
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yes you are ♪ >> come on, ladies. ♪ must wanna get nasty go ahead get at me ♪ ♪ shake the vibe get down get up ♪ ♪ do it like it hurt like it hurt what you don't like work hey yeah ♪ ♪ baby can you breathe i got this from jamaica it always works for me dakota to decatur ♪ ♪ no more pretending cause now you winning here's our beginning ♪ ♪ girl you know i always wanted such a ♪ ♪ good girl oh yeah i know you want it baby oh yes you do ♪ ♪ but you're a good girl so i've heard can't let it get past me ♪ ♪ but so far i'm talkin' talkin' talkin' ♪ ♪ blurred lines where's all my good girls where's all my bad girls
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i wanna hear you now ♪ ♪ so come on all right the way you're grabbin' me bring it home fellas ♪ ♪ i'm talkin' talkin' 'bout these blurred lines ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh yeah ♪ >> woo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it! robin thicke! look for the new album. "blurred lines," right there, everybody. my thanks to bryan cranston, common, miranda hart, robin thicke! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, everybody. that was fun. and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody. there they are. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪


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